IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW
I like the mystery behind the term “freaky issues”. It could be anything! Is your vagina making long distance phone calls to the Dominican Republic? Does your vagina upgrade your cable package without your permission? Is your vagina luring the domesticated animals of the neighborhood to your house and butchering them in the backyard? Easy Fixes for Freaky Issues!
f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:
fuck the police if you know what i mean
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….
I love this.
This is my new role model lol
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I wish this had links to all the people so I could read about their journeys. Incredible inspiration.
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I hate burpees. So for every note this gets I’ll do one.
(You guys have 8 hours until I go to the gym. I’ll do them then.)
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
My spirit animal
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Just finished playing my last band concert of my high school career. So much crying.
before/after thong thursday edition. yeah, i put a troll face over my boobies. u mad, bro?clean/healthy eating + working out like a boss = losing over 60 pounds and changing my entire life.i am now a certified personal trainer and you can email me at makethatchangefitness@outlook.com if you’re interested in my services!Natasha was my first “fitspiration” and is one of my favorite people to this day!
i luv u
WHY MEME THE BOOB LET THE BOOB BE FREE
BECAUSE TUMBLR DOESN’T NEED TO SEE MY BOOBIES OK
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Red Velvet Nutella Cinnamon Rolls Tutorial
- {click link for FULL tutorial and recipe}
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my favourite thing is when you’re kissing and you slowly move down to their neck, then you slowly bite down and rip off their head and dance in their blood
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