never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER